Part-Time Taoist Priest 5
Compassion of Motherly Love
Xie Lingya stuffed his student ID back into his wallet, ignoring He Zun who clamored to see. Heβd taken academic leave but didnβt hand back the ID. It just happened to be in his pocket.
He Zun felt a bit conflictedβalthough Teacher Xie looked very young, he never thought he would be a studentβ¦ They say that βunskilled meditate in the wilderness, true masters live in the cityβ1Means that true Taoist practitioners donβt have to rely on the peaceful environment to practice because the environment doesnβt affect them.βit turned out to be true!
He said, βIβm really surprised, Teacher Xie, I didnβt know you also went to school. After all, youβre already serving an apprenticeship for such a difficult professionβhow do you find time to study on top of that?β
Black lines appeared on Xie Lingyaβs face. βI just defended my thesis and am preparing for the Postgraduate Admission Testβwhat the heck are you talking about?β
He Zun: ββ¦β¦β
After He Zun rang the bell, a middle-aged beauty came to open the door. It was He Zunβs aunt.
She moved aside to let them come in while eyeing Xie Lingya, a skeptical expression on her face. Apparently, she hadnβt expected the expert He Zun lauded to be so young, not to mention so handsomeβif he said he was an actor that she would easily believe.
She was an atheist. Though the nightmares made her half-convinced there was more to the world than what people could see with their eyes, she was still wary of con artists.
He Zun introduced, βThis is Teacher Xie from Baoyang Temple!β
βI’ve long looked forward to meeting you, Teacher Xie,β Aunt He said politely.
In fact, everyone knew she had likely never heard Baoyangβs name. The temple was small and deserted; even in its neighborhood, not many knew about it.
He Zun glanced around. Seeing no one else in the room, he asked, βWhereβs Uncle?β
βHe went to take a call, he should be back in a minute.β Aunt He asked them to sit down, poured them tea, and texted her husband.
He Zun noticed she was doubtful and wanted to prove the person he invited was indeed an expert. He hurried to create an opportunity: βTeacher Xie, my aunt said that lately she feels unnaturally exhausted. Do you perhaps have a quick-working method to help her?β
Aunt He chuckled, wanting to see what this expert would come up with.
Xie Lingya readily accepted He Zunβs good intentions. At once, his hand formed the Spirit Officialβs Seal, but the second his middle finger rose, Aunt Heβs face changed. βYouβ¦β
Quick-working method? Of course, itβs this!
He Zun immediately interjected, βLet me explain! Though it looks like you-know-what, itβs actually a secret technique called the Spiritβs Official Seal. It can exorcise evil spirits!β
Aunt He: ββ¦β¦β
Xie Lingya saw she still looked dubious. He said in his heart, Venerable Patriarch, now itβs time for you to show your might, help me, please. Soon, he sensed Spiritual Official Wangβs spiritual power surge up in his body. Still forming the seal with his left hand, he held Aunt Heβs wrist in his right.
Though Xie Lingya hadnβt engaged in this line of business before, he knew he couldnβt let other people think he was a fraud.
Aunt He only felt that, when Xie Lingya took her wrist, the faint chill lingering in her body seemed to retreat and the inexplicable fatigue she felt for the last few days disappeared without a trace as if swept away by warm sunlight.
“This…” Aunt He was shocked, even a little frightened, because she watched the whole time and knew all Xie Lingya did was simply hold her wrist.
Could this be explained scientifically? Had she overlooked something?
She hadn’t figured it out yet when there came the sound of the front door opening.
“President Wang, Shi Daozhang, please,” a middle-aged man’s voice sounded.
He Zun promptly turned to look. βUncle?β
Two other people came in with Uncle He: a thin, refined-looking middle-aged man and a handsome young man. To Xie Lingyaβs amazement, it was Shi Changxuan, the red-robed Taoist priest he saw in Taihe Temple.
Today, Shi Changxuan wore normal clothes and carried a backpack. He looked entirely like an ordinary youth, yet when he raised his head and his calm, clear eyes swept around the room, he seemed to be a Taoist sage, separated from the mortal world.
His gaze rested on Xie Lingya for a few seconds more than on the others.
Xie Lingya was both surprised and delightedβsurprised at meeting another Taoist here, delighted because it turned out to be Shi Changxuan, his number one candidate.
Abashed, Uncle He explained, βThis is my friend, President Wang. He heard about the situation and invited Shi Daozhang from the provincial capital for helpβ¦ Iβm sorry, I forgot to tell you.β
He Zunβs expression turned a bit ugly.
President Wang glanced at Xie Lingya, and said with a smile, βYouβre President Heβs nephewβs friend, right? How come the experts in this line of business are so young and handsome these days? However, thereβs no need for a second master to bother with this matter. Originally, I wanted to ask Master Chen from Taihe Temple, who knew I would have the honor to meet Shi Daozhang? I was luckyβhe had been invited to preside over the rain-invoking ceremony in Taihe, otherwise, I wouldnβt have had a chance to see him. And, as you know, it rained two days ago.β
He touted Shi Changxuan, looking unbearably proud of his ability to invite him.
Uncle He felt awkward. Though President Wangβs intentions were good, he never asked his opinion but directly brought Shi Changxuan here, catching him unaware. Still, President Wang was one of his important business partners on whose support he often relied, so he was too embarrassed to say anything.
Aunt He was also at a loss. One person was Teacher Xie, who made her feel reinvigorated just by touching her hand, the other was praised to have successfully prayed for the rainβ¦ The former she was still able to accept, but the latter had to be an overstatement, hadnβt it?
He Zun said unhappily, βSo what? It still should be βfirst come, first servedβ!β
Instantly, the atmosphere became even more awkward.
Xie Lingya really needed the money but at the same time, he wanted to get to know Shi Changxuan better. So, he said good-naturedly, βSince weβre both here, letβs take care of this together, if Shi Daozhang doesnβt mind?β
To President Wangβs ears, this sounded like a challenge. He couldnβt help but glance at Shi Daozhang.
Shi Changxuanβs voice was indifferent: βAs you wish.β
Since the situation developed like this, of course, both of them stayed.
Once everyone was seated in the living room, Uncle He narrated his familyβs experiences from the beginning: βWeβve been living here since about two months ago. In fact, as soon as we moved in, we felt it was rather cold in the house, but itβs on a hillside after all, so I thought it was normal. However, since last week, all the five members of our family began to have nightmares every day.
βThey arenβt really scary, more like reliving what happened in the past, but it feels extraordinarily real, and you canβt wake up. Then, when we finally wake up in the morning, weβre all covered in sweat and feel tightness in the chest. We went for a physical examination to the hospital, we also informed the real estate agency and had the surrounding environment checked, but there were no problems at all.
βMy parents are old, I let them stay at the hotel for now, and my son lives in a school dormitory and didnβt come back this weekend. Well, originally, I had planned to change rooms, Iβve heard this might help. Since your perspective is different, mastersβ¦ maybe you will be able to find what exactly is the problem?β
President Wang, a devout believer in feng shui, said immediately, βIs it because of the location, Shi Daozhang? The house lies on the north side of the hill, after all, which belongs to yin.β
Instinctively, Xie Lingya thought, Impossible. He didnβt really understand feng shui though, so he kept his mouth shut.
Then Shi Changxuan spoke out, echoing his thought: βNo.β
Everyone, including Xie Lingya, stared at him, but he apparently had no intention to expound.
“Can you tell me why, Shi Daozhang?” President Wang asked.
Shi Changxuanβs eyebrows knitted, which for some reason made the others feel the urge to apologize for coming to class unprepared. He said, βThis is indeed the yin side, but the mountainβs qi veins are good, and itβs in the right shapeβthe three peaks converge like a lotus. Thereβs a pond in front of the entrance. Itβs inclined so the water flows away from the house, which makes it easy for wealth to disperse, but this isnβtβ¦β
βPardon? What about the wealth?β Uncle He interrupted him in a hurry.
Shi Changxuan glanced at him. βItβs easy to be lost. Feng shui of this place is favorable, yet Mr. He and his family continue to have nightmares. The reason should beβ¦β
But Uncle He grasped the crucial point and wasnβt going to let it go: βYou mean we have to move out or weβll go bankrupt?β
Shi Changxuan, interrupted for the second time, fell silent for a moment, then said, βSimply change the flow of energyβfill the pond.β
Uncle He breathed a sigh of relief. βOh, thatβs good!β
President Wang grinned. βThis is but a trifle. Just do what Shi Daozhang said and itβll be fine.β
Uncle He forced a smile and took a sip of the tea to collect himself.
Shi Changxuan continued, no fluctuations in his voice as if he spoke of something as inconsequential as the weather: βYou have nightmares because of a roaming corpse spreading fear in your house.β
Uncle He spat out the tea. βRoaming, roaming corpse?!β
Aunt He was no longer a staunch non-believer after what Xie Lingya had done. Now, she paled. βThat sounds terrifying. You mean to sayβ¦ thereβs a body buried under this house? Do we have nightmares because it climbs out of its grave and wanders around at night?β
What a rich imagination. Xie Lingya couldnβt help but turn to her and explain, βThe βroaming corpse spreading fearβ is a grievance made by the Roving Demon. The Roving Demon is one of the seven Guest Spirits in the folk religion, along with Lord of the Soil, North Monarch, etc. Itβs not an actual wandering corpse, that would be too scary.β
These days, besides reading Baoyang records, he also read some Taoist classics. βThe roaming corpse spreading fearβ occured when the Guest Spirits occupied the house and made trouble for the residents, wanting to drive them off.
Uncle Heβs face was whitish. βAnd you say the Guest Spirits are not scary, Teacher Xie?β
Xie Lingya: ββ¦β¦β
How should I put itβ¦ Compared with some of the malignant wandering ghosts, these guys are nothing special.2Wandering ghosts – wandering spirits of the dead. These spirits include vengeful ghosts seeking revenge on those who offended them before, hungry ghosts, and playful spirits who might cause trouble.
Uncle He wiped his face with his hand. βShi Daozhang, Teacher Xie, Iβm not sure what should I feel. The more I understand, the more afraid I amβit wouldβve been better to just get used to having nightmares. Now it turns out not only is this house making me lose wealth, but itβs also haunted. Can I just move? I donβt think Iβll ever be able to relax here again!β
βAt this moment, itβs tied to the house, so even ordinary people can handle it. Moving out would indeed solve the problem,β Shi Changxuan said. He looked at Uncle He: βButβdid you perhaps receive a small windfall about half a month ago?β
Uncle He asked, shocked, βHow do you know?β
He Zun was also surprisedβhe never heard about this.
βOh, so itβs this after all. Usually, a household is guarded by twelve major gods, including the fierce Azure Dragon and White Tigerβnormally, Guest Spirits wouldnβt dare make trouble for the hosts. I was confused about how it was possible for them to suddenly turn malicious,β Xie Lingya said.
Heβd encountered a similar case before. His high school classmateβs house had bad feng shui, and accidents started to happen there with increasing frequency. The nightmares were just the beginningβif nothing was done, the situation could get more and more dangerous.
However, something like this didnβt happen without a reason. According to Shi Changxuan, the root cause of the problem was the money He Zunβs uncle unexpectedly received.
Even Aunt He didn’t know about it. She eyed Uncle He suspiciously. “What windfall?”
Sheepish, Uncle He said, βHalf a month ago, my client and I had dinner with President Fang from Tongxing. When we were going back, he found a bag of money by the side of the road, with more than a hundred thousand yuan inside. He gave me twenty thousand, and I took it. Thatβ¦ that isnβt really a serious amount, is it? I was drunk at the time, and it wasnβt me who found it, or Iβd definitely bring it to a police station, I swear. I can easily make a hundred thousand. As if Iβd get greedy!β
Shi Changxuan was silent for a moment then frowned, βIt wasnβt a windfall, it was money to buy a life.β
Uncle Heβs face stiffened. βWhat do you mean?β
βWait a minute, Fang of Tongxing?β President Wang interjected, his expression strange. βYou mean Fang Zhenxing? Two days ago, I heard he transferred his company to someone elseβthey say itβs because heβs ill.β
After this sentence, the room fell completely silent.
Uncle He got goosebumps all over. It was the middle of the day, yet he began to shiver from sudden cold.
No matter the amount, a windfall was a fortune which one didnβt deserve, and spending it didnβt come without risk. Windfall, or ill-gotten gains, was 橫貑, hΓ¨ngcΓ‘i. HΓ¨ng also meant βhorizontal,β as in the saying, βEnter upright, leave horizontally,β which was a metaphor for death. Who knew if hΓ¨ngcΓ‘i wonβt turn into ζ©«ζ», hΓ¨ngsΗβto die an unnatural death?
Xie Lingya had heard about such a thing from his uncle. In the 1980s, a farmer in the countryside picked up five yuan and spent it. As a result, he became ill, losing more than he gained.
At the time, Wang Yuji was invited to help. He found the money had been cursed and deliberately thrown on the groundβwhoever was greedy and picked it up would meet with misfortune if he spent any of it.
This was actually a kind of transfer. Perhaps, the original owner of the money was ill, and through money and curse, he transferred his illness to the person who picked up the money. When the finder spent the money which originally didnβt belong to him, the curse activated as if he pulled the trigger.
In the countryside decades ago, this kind of curse wasnβt rare. It was easy to break but breaking it was equivalent to fighting with the person who cast it, who might die as a result.
Wang Yuji never collected money for this kind of help. According to the old custom, the people heβd saved should come to worship in his temple during the three major festivals3There are many festivals in China but traditionally, the three major ones were the Spring Festival (Chinese New Year), Dragon Boat Festival, and Mid-Autumn Festival.βXie Lingya saw a few of them when he was a child. However, people tended to be most grateful for the kindness they received for the first few years; as time passed, they gradually stopped coming. Later, as the information age advanced, there were fewer and fewer people coming to ask for Wang Yujiβs, an impoverished Taoist priestβs, help.
Aunt He was also familiar with Fang Zhenxing, so at this moment, she was practically convincedβit was impossible for him to work with swindlers. βWhat should we do now? Return the money?β
How? They didnβt know to whom the money originally belonged. Shi Changxuan said, βMost of the money was used up by Fang Zhenxing. You havenβt spent all of what you received yet, so for now, it only caused your luck to become bad, which attracted the Guest Spirits. It is enough to drive them away and welcome the house gods back. Iβll handle the rest of the money.β
βYes, yes, I didnβt spend it all.β Uncle He didnβt need any more convincingβhe immediately rushed upstairs. He came back with a wad of money in hand, about eight thousand yuan, Xie Lingya judged.
For a moment, Shi Changxuan scrutinized it in silence. Then, he took out a sheet of yellow paper and bundled the money in it.
Uncle He saw that he refused to touch it directly, and immediately pulled out a tissue to wipe his hands, nervous. Aunt He sitting next to him whispered, βAt this point, is there any use of wiping your hands?β
Uncle He let out a cough and asked respectfully, βWhat should we do now, Shi Daozhang?β
βTo deal with the Guest Spirits, first, you need to divine the proper time by Congchen method.4Congchen method – one of the methods of hemerology. Mrs. He, Mr. He, please tell me your eight characters.β5Eight characters [ηθΎ°ε «ε, βeight characters of birth time,’ Shengchen Bazi (Bazi in short), the Four Pillars of Destiny] – itβs a Chinese astrological concept that a person’s destiny or fate can be divined by the two sexagenary cycle characters assigned to their birth year, month, day, and hour. Each pillar has two characters, eight characters (Ba Zi) in total. Two characters in each pair are made up of one character from the Heavenly Stems and one from the Earthly Branches. Just take it as a more complicated way to write the birth date, used for divination. After looking at it, Shi Changxuan calculated that 10 p.m. this evening would be the right time to act.
βWell, then please accompany us for dinner,β Uncle He said. He looked at Xie Lingya, unsure if heβd stay. In their line of work, werenβt there some kind of rules about butting in another masterβs work?
However, Xie Lingya didnβt take the initiative to leave, and Shi Changxuan didnβt say anything either, so he certainly wasnβt going to open his mouth.
Of course, there was no way Xie Lingya would leave, since he wanted to talk with Shi Changxuan. Whatβs more, he couldnβt shake off the feeling there was something more to this matter, but he wasnβt able to put a finger on it.
Unfortunately, Xie Lingya didn’t have the chance to be alone with Shi Changxuan before dinner, and later, after the sun had set, Uncle He and his wife were even less willing to leave the manβs side. Uncle He said, it had been better to have nightmares and not know what was going onβnow that they did, they were scared almost to death.
10 p.m. finally came. President Wang regretfully left because he had a previous engagement, but He Zun was still there.
Since nine oβclock, Shi Changxuan had been preparing for drawing talismans.6Remember that little tidbit about drawing talismans in chapter 3? Most Taoists have to perform rituals before they can draw, such as cleansing themselves, burning incense, putting up the altar, and reciting prayers.
There were many branches and schools in Taoismβthe two leading were Zhengyi School and Quanzhen School. Different sects had different focus: some were focusing on magical incantations and drawing talismans, some on alchemy, and so on. Zhengyi School (which claimed lineage to the Celestial Masters) concentrated on talismans, especially the ones exorcising ghosts and spirits.
βWhat symbol do you want to draw, Shi Daozhang? Let me help you,β Xie Lingya said. Maybe Uncle He thought he stayed to get a share of the pay, but in fact, he wanted to show Shi Changxuan that Baoyang Temple was not without skills and secret knowledge.
Shi Changxuan looked at Xie Lingya for a while, then, unexpectedly, handed him the writing brush. βPrimary House Guarding Talisman.β
Okay, letβs do this. Xie Lingya took the brush happily. He tried to draw on the ceremonial table arranged by Shi Changxuan but found the position uncomfortable, so he simply sat on the floor and used the coffee table.
Actually, he wanted to put on βLittle Leaping Frogβ for the right mood but held back.
Uncle and Aunt He were both laymen. They didnβt feel anything was wrong.
Shi Changxuanβs lips moved, but in the end, he said nothing, only looked at Xie Lingya with a complicated expression in his eyes.
Xie Lingya didnβt know how many talismans would be needed, and didnβt want to come across as stingy, so he drew ten sets of talismans at once, each set comprising of five talismans.
Shi Changxuan, however, still didnβt tell him to stop. He thought, Ten sets arenβt enough? Fuck, there was no mention in the notes about any ceremony which requires so many talismans. He paused and said, βI need to go to the toilet. Will you continue to draw?β
Shi Changxuan glanced at him. “No, one set is enough.”
Xie Lingya: ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β
He comforted himself, At least now he knows how much endurance we from Baoyang have!
Shi Changxuan took out a ritual sword from his backpack and put on the Taoist robes.
Xie Lingya couldnβt let himself be one-upped. Though he had no robe, he had a ritual implement. He opened the box heβd brought and picked up the Three Treasures Sword, βaccidentallyβ letting it enter the other manβs line of sight.
Ignoring it, Shi Changxuan stood in front of the altar and began to chant.
Instead, it was He Zun who asked, βTeacher Xie, this wooden sword seems very old, can it still be used?β
βThis is the Three Treasures Sword,β Xie Lingya explained in a teacherβs tone. βItβs a magic instrument left behind by the very, very, very powerful temple master. It comes with three techniques: the first is Sword of Compassionβ¦β
A burst of cold air blew through the house. The candles and joss sticks Shi Changxuan lit started to shake, their flames flickering. There was nothing outside the windows except for a dense mass of darkness, and a piercing chill engulfed the living room.
Uncle and Aunt He clung to each other, nervously clutching the talismans Shi Changxuan gave them.
Shi Changxuanβs gaze swept around the surroundings. He sprinkled a handful of rice from each corner of the room into the middle, then along the walls, all the way to the door.
The Guest Spirits were invisibleβtheir movements could only be observed with the aid of external objects.
Shi Changxuan gripped the wooden sword in one hand and touched the door with the other, ready to expel the spirits.
If an expert was present, he would be able to tell Shi Changxuanβs each and every move was exemplary. He looked as if he was taking a leisurely walk in the garden, but if you looked carefully, he didnβt take even one redundant step nor used any effort above absolutely necessary.
This tranquility calmed He Zun a little. Since Xie Lingya also looked impassive, he told himself there was nothing to fear, and said, trying to stop his teeth from chattering: βCome on, continueβSwo-Sword of Compassion, then?β
The yellow talismans pasted in the corners flapped loudly as if blown by the wind. The lights began to flicker, and when they were off, something seemed to approach in the darkness. The wind came in cold, spasmatic gusts, and the rice grains on the ground rolled slightly.
Staring at the rice grains, Xie Lingya recited slowly, βSword like water, compassion of motherly loveβ¦β
The rice on the ground in the middle of the living room jerked suddenly. Unexpectedly, however, the movement wasnβt directed towards the door but towards the crowd.
Mounting a sneak attack? Xie Lingya deftly pulled He Zun to the side.
Before He Zun had time to be scared, he saw Teacher Xie whip around, grab the sword in both hands, and fiercely chop while shouting, βEat my sword, you bastards!β
He Zun: ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β
The tip of the blade stopped about an inch from the floor. It was clearly just a wooden sword but somehow, it seemed full of unimaginable force. The rice grains were blown a few inches away, and there seemed to sound several barely discernible shrieks of endless misery, making everyone shudder.
But it lasted barely a blink of an eye. Soon, the illusory screams ceased, the lights turned back on, the candle flames, barely a spark until now, leaped up, and the chill in the house dispersed!
This time, Shi Changxuan looked at Xie Lingya much longer. Expressionless, he lowered the hand he held on the door panel…
Guest Spirits? What? Sorry, they died visiting somebodyβs else home.
Translator’s Notes:
- βUnskilled meditate in the wilderness, true masters live in the cityβ [ε°ιδΊι倧ιδΊεΈ] – means that true Taoist practitioners donβt have to rely on the peaceful environment to practice because the environment doesnβt affect them. (Baidu)
- Wandering ghosts [ζΈΈιιι¬Ό, lit. ‘wandering souls and wild ghosts’] – wandering spirits of the dead. These spirits include vengeful ghosts seeking revenge on those who offended them before, hungry ghosts, and playful spirits who might cause trouble. (Wikipedia)
- βThe three major festivalsβ – there are many festivals in China, but traditionally, the three major ones were the Spring Festival (Chinese New Year), Dragon Boat Festival, and Mid-Autumn Festival.
- Congchen method [ε’θΎ°δΉζ³] – one of the methods of hemerology. (Source: Books of Fate and Popular Culture in Early China, Brill)
- Eight characters [ηθΎ°ε «ε, βeight characters of birth time,’ Shengchen Bazi (Bazi in short), the Four Pillars of Destiny] – itβs a Chinese astrological concept that a person’s destiny or fate can be divined by the two sexagenary cycle characters assigned to their birth year, month, day, and hour. Each pillar has two characters, eight characters (Ba Zi) in total. Two characters in each pair are made up of one character from the Heavenly Stems and one from the Earthly Branches. Just take it as a more complicated way to write the birth date, used for divination.
- βShi Changxuan had been preparing for drawing talismansβ – remember that little tidbit about drawing talismans in chapter 3? Most Taoists have to perform rituals before they can draw, such as cleansing themselves, burning incense, putting up the altar, and reciting prayers.
Translator: Eques
Editor: Bet
Eques:
Hereβs some additional reading on yin and yang concept.
The talisman writing part was a tad bit cute ^^. The story is slowly growing on me, and i should probably wait for the chapters to pile up to binge-read them … said no one ever :))
Thank you for the chapter (β βΏβ )
Thank you for reading! β€
I’ll try to release chapters more often – however, this novel is surprisingly difficult to translate (which you totally can’t tell when you read it or MTL it). Optimally, a chapter would be released every two weeks… I’ll try… π
Actually, i wanted to mention that this one seems harder to translate. It’s visible when you just look at the notes, leave aside all those specific terms (related to taoism, ghosts, spells and whatnot). Not to mention that you have other projects (which i’m reading as well π).
So i’m really thankful for any kind of update! π
I’m impressed by your translation. Thanks for all your hard work.
Thank you! β€ I hope you had fun reading π
Hahahaha the last part is too funny πππππππ
This novel has some hilarious novels (also some horror moments, to balance things out XD)
This is equal parts hilarious, cute, and interesting! Thank you for taking the time and effort to translate it <3
"I must impress this guy and show him we're a serious temple that is worthy of his skills!… … eat my sword!"
Thank you for reading! π₯° This novel is actually full of quirky characters, Xie Lingya isn’t the only one.
That last sentence…:D. Love reading this.