Everyday I Get up to See the Villain Stealing the Show 20
by Empress · August 22, 2019
Ready to knock on the door to An Yuan’s room, Han Changsheng paused when he heard a “meow” at his feet. Looking down, he saw a Dragon Li crouched in the grass nearby. The cat ran up and circled his legs a few times. Han Changsheng bent to touch its head and said, “Small stinky egg? Why are you here?”
The cat comfortably leaned its head into his hand to let him pet it.
Han Changsheng rubbed it, and the Dragon Li licked his palm. Remembering he was there for business, he got up and said, “I don’t have food for you now, but I will come back next time.”
Dissatisfied, the Dragon Li straightened up and rubbed his head with his paw. It pointed at Han Changsheng’s leg, wanting to be petted some more. Han Changsheng was helpless, so he rubbed the cat’s small head then flicked a spot below the cat’s neck that can’t be described*. “Go, I’ll play with you again soon.”
*Author is joking about how anything below the neck gets censored in China.
The cat used his tail to cover the place Han Changsheng flicked. It was a bit shy. With a meow, it ran into the grass and disappeared.
Han Changsheng stepped forward and knocked on An Yuan’s door.
An Yuan was surprised to find Han Changsheng on the other side. “Da Shixiong, why did you come here?”
Han Changsheng smiled and said, “I came to see you.”
To see if you’re dead yet.
An Yuan hurried to let Han Changsheng inside then asked, “Did we not just separate?”
Han Changsheng replied, “An hour of separation is as long as three autumns.”
Knowing you are well; I am saddened for three autumns.
An Yuan was stunned again, but he laughed as they sat at the table. Pouring tea for Han Changsheng, An Yuan asked, “Da Shixiong, how is your hand fairing?”
Han Changsheng moved his injured hand in a shrug. “It’s nothing.”
It would be a wonder if it was nothing!
Guilty, An Yuan said, “That was my fault. If I weren’t so careless, you wouldn’t be hurt.”
“What are you saying?” Han Changsheng asked, “If you hadn’t come in time, I would’ve had to deal with both twins! I’m afraid I can’t hold it in anymore. You came by yourself to save me. I am touched by it! Of course, I’ll try my best to protect you!”
There wasn’t one moment when I didn’t want to beat you to the point of crying for your mother!
His eyes sparkling, An Yuan looked at Han Changsheng. He whispered, “Da Shixiong. . . I thought that you’d changed. Ever since I came back from Nanshan Sword Sect, I feel like you. . .”
Nervous for fear An Yuan had seen through his disguise, Han Changsheng asked, “How have I changed?”
An Yuan looked confused. He hesitated. “You’re. . . better than before. Maybe it’s how I gauge the heart of a gentleman. When you saved me, I was a little surprised. ”
Han Changsheng hurriedly said, “Let the sun and the moon prove all my intention to Shidi!”
Even the Gods know how much I want to strangle you.
“I admit,” Han Changsheng said, “My relationship with you. . . Is love and hate. Shidi is very outstanding. Shifu and the brother and sister disciples are so fond of you. Naturally, I am somewhat hateful and envious.
“I like you, but there are so many people around you, there is no room for me,” Han Changsheng continued, “I had to find a way to draw your attention. I always hoped to be a close friend with you. If you would accept someone so intimate with you, it would be the greatest joy in my life!”
If I can’t confuse and disorient you with lies, my whole life would be in vain!
The leader of Tianning was a first-rate performer, he knew the best lies had to be 30% truth to be convincing. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have deceived the law keepers and the hall masters so many times and succeeded in leaving the Demonic Cult nearly as often.
Shocked again, An Yuan lowered his eyes. His expression lonely, he said, “I. . . Da Shixiong has misunderstood me. I don’t have many intimate friends. Sometimes I. . .” He licked his lips, considering unsuitable words, before swallowing and raising his eyes. “Da Shixiong’s words are very moving. Later on, you can use my courtesy name, you can call me An Yuan. I. . .”
Han Changsheng replied, “An Yuan, You also call my courtesy name. ”
An Yuan smiled. “Renjie.”
Han Changsheng was proud of himself. He’d finally made a step of success towards his plan. Although he injured a hand for the Dog Lord, at least now the dog was more convinced. As soon as he could, he’d go further, convincing the dog to break rules.
The two chatted until someone knocked at the door. The voice of a disciple came through, “Er Shixiong, Elder Yuan and Elder Yan came back with people. The head is also out, so everyone should gather in the conference hall.”
Han Changsheng and An Yuan rose and opened the door. Surprised to see Han Changsheng, the disciple said, “Da Shixiong, you two are together. I was going to call you.”
Han Changsheng nodded, “You go first, we’ll be there at once.”
The disciple turned and went to inform the other brothers.
As Han Changsheng prepared to go to the conference hall, An Yuan said, “Renjie.”
Han Changsheng turned to him. “En?”
An Yuan smiled and said, “Renjie, I owe you a life. I will remember this kindness. If there is anything I can help in the future, don’t hesitate to ask, I will not shirk.”
“Don’t mention it!” Han Changsheng replied.
Run ten laps ass naked in the mountains, bastard! Don’t shirk it off, asshole!
Han Changsheng and An Yuan rushed to the conference hall. Several people were gathered in the Chamber. Elder Yuan and Elder Tan entered with dozens of disciples. Yue Peng asked them questions.
Yue Peng, having heard the news of the death of the Yin and Yang Sha Twins, was pleasantly surprised. When Han Changsheng arrived, he excitedly asked the two elders about the affairs at the foot of the mountain. “Really? It was solved in just two days?”
Elder Yuan saw Han Changsheng and quickly pulled him over. “Yes, the Yin and Yang twins died by Jiulong’s sword. Now the entirety of Yueyang Town is praising our Yuehua Sect for eliminating the devils!”
Yue Peng looked at Han Changsheng incredulously: “Yes… is it that Jiulong killed the Yin and Yang?” He couldn’t be blamed for looking down on Li Jiulong. After all, he was the master of Li Jiulong and An Yuan. He knew his disciples. Li Jiulong was not as talented as An Yuan in either martial arts or aspiration, and An Yuan had magical luck. All good things will fall on his head, so Yue Peng felt that if any of his disciples could have a great future, it would be An Yuan.
“Yes, yes!” Both Elder Yuan and Elder Tan echoed and vividly described Han Changsheng’s two battles with Yin and Yang. God knows they did not see how Han Changsheng did it at all. As a result, the whole story was described by them as startling the universe, moving the gods, and changing the color of heavens and earth.
Even the disciples who were present all praised Han Changsheng.
Yue Peng asked: “Who are the two young people you mentioned?” This was about Lu Baiqian and Lu Qingqian.
Everyone had blank expressions. No one knew Lu Baiqian and Lu Qingqian’s origins.
Elder Yuan asked: “Yeah, Jiulong, when you caught the Yin and Yang, did you see the two young men?”
Han Changsheng, with a modest face, said: “I saw them, I moved them with feeling, and I told them how great our Yuehua Sect is. They were very moved after listening. They left, but before leaving, they expressed their admiration for Yuehua Sect.” Pei!
Elder Yuan and Elder Tan gave a thumbs up to Han Changsheng: “Great! Our disciples of Yuehua Sect should convince people this way!”
Yue Peng’s face was a bit strange, and he asked: “An Yuan? How did he perform this time down at the mountain?”
Elder Yuan stroked his beard: “An Yuan was not bad either.”
Elder Tan nodded: “Huangfu also found evidence of Yin and Yang but was a step slower than Jiulong.”
Han Changsheng secretly observed An Yuan’s reaction. What these old guys said, it wouldn’t break the good relationship he’d just built, right?
However, An Yuan only smiled. He seemed to feel Han Changsheng’s gaze. He nodded to Han Changsheng and quietly gave a thumbs up, expressing his admiration.
Yue Peng licked his lips. After a long while, he said, disappointed, “That’s really… great. I have one thing to announce. The day after you went down the mountain, Elder Lan Fang came out.”
The disciples and elders instantly exploded like a boiled pot.
“Elder Lan Fang came out of seclusion? My god! He’s been in there for ten years!” “I have never seen Elder Lan Fang before! Will he give us pointers for practice this time?” “It’s great to have Elder Lan Fang. If he can take us to the Wulin Conference, those guys sent by Yunxiao Sect won’t dare look down at us! ”
Yue Peng said: “Cough, the Elder Lan Fang has been in seclusion for ten years and achieved great success. This time out, his swordsmanship has reached the peak of perfection. He said, he is old and has not accepted a disciple for many years. He’s made great achievements but suffered from having no one around. He wants among the disciples… to pick one as his direct disciple that will serve under him.”
The noise was nearly enough to smash through the roof.
“Elder Lan Fang wants to accept a disciple?!” “My god, a direct disciple!” “If you can become Elder Lan Fang’s apprentice, your swordsmanship will surely advance by leaps and bounds!”
Han Changsheng looked around blankly. Who was this Elder Lan Fang?
Translator(s): Empress
Editor(s): Teo, Dark, Bet
Best Translation Error:
Han Changsheng helpless, and raccoon cat rubbed his little head melon seeds, then flicked the bomb site he can not be described in the neck.
New adventures is coming (~ ̄³ ̄)~
Thanks for the update ❤️
I’m surprised An Yuan could fall easily into the trap.
However, Han Changseng’s mission isn’t done yet.
Still needs to keep an eye on.
It is probably good An Yuan can not read Han’s mind.
I laughed so hard at what HCS said and thaught lolololol
Thx for the ch \(≧▽≦)/
…U say…elder lan fang is the old man by the roadside??
Not quite~ he’s been in seclusion on the mountain, so he wouldn’t have climbed down that far
The translation errors are the icing on the cake! XD
Elder Lan Fang was that old guy, right?
So does that mean the mysterious old man hasn’t appeared yet? 🤔