Everyday I Get up to See the Villain Stealing the Show 39
by Empress · January 2, 2020
After two months in seclusion in the mountains with An Yuan, Han Changsheng finally took a trip out. The reason? He had ripped all ten pairs of underwear he brought from his haphazard washing and had to buy more.ย
Early that morning, he assigned An Yuan a dayโs worth of training tasks and left on his own.ย ย
After two monthsโ absence, he went to a tavern to eat and drink. Eating a whole roasted chicken, half a roasted pig, and a jin of an ox-head meat in one go, his stomach was round and full. He could hardly stand.ย
In the valley, heโd only gotten to eat wild fruits. There were many wild vegetables and fruit trees near their home. An Yuan used the wild vegetables to make vegetable mush, vegetable soups, vegetable pastries, and more, and make wine from the fruits. So, Han Changshengโs diet wasnโt too bleak. But, there were few opportunities to have meat in the mountains. With only a few hare and pheasant, they had to eat sparingly.ย
It was good for cultivators not to eat so much meat. But, after two months of wild vegetables, the flavor stuck in his mouth was so bland and egg-like; it was enough to hatch a bird!
Out of the tavern, Han Changsheng staggered towards a shop. Once there, he bought new clothes and sundries and was ready to go back to the mountain valley.ย
Just as he was about to leave the city, he heard voices from the other side of the street. โDamn demonic cult! They better hope they donโt meet me! Iโd beat them to a bloody pulp.โย
Looking back, Han Changsheng saw a young swordsman dressed in blue robes. Gnashing his teeth, the swordsman swore, โI will chop them up in pieces and avenge my martial uncle!โ
He had several companions at his side. One of them patted his shoulder, saying, โNot just you. Regardless of who gets their hands on the demonic cult, theyโll beat them to a pulp! They do many evil things, and will suffer for it!โ
Han Changsheng chuckled. Did those guys really think they could beat the Tianning Cult? Lowering his head, he kicked a stone at his feet, wondering if he should teach them a lesson.ย
Then, he pondered their words. One of them said he wanted revenge for his uncle. Who was his uncle? Did his followers do something he didnโt know about while he was away from the cult?
Suddenly, he heard a loud โmeowโ from his feet. Looking down to see a white cat rubbing against his leg, Han Changsheng knelt, then reached out to pet the cat.ย
โIcy Blue Water!โ A pleasant voice rang out behind Han Changsheng. Turning back, he saw a young man with a reproachful expression.ย
Eyes wide, Han Changsheng asked, โGu. . . How did you. . .?โ
When the young man saw him, he hesitated โHua. . . Itโs you!โ
Of anything that couldโve happened, Han Changsheng ran into no one other than Gu Mingxiao, the master of the Purple Jade Hall of the Tianning cult.ย
After greeting each other, they left the city to find a quiet path to talk.
Holding his little white cat in his arms, Gu Mingxiao looked at Han Changsheng with a funny expression on his face. โWhy are you dressed like that, master?โ
Touching his face, Han Changsheng smiled and said, โWhy donโt you explain why youโre here instead of at Chuxiu Mountain?โ
The cat in Gu Mingxiaoโs arms kept meowing. It stretched its claws at Han Changsheng, as if he wanted to be in Han Changshengโs arms instead. Rubbing the catโs head, Gu Mingxiao said while eating vinegar, โIcy Blue, you little brat.โ
Rolling his eyes at Gu Mingxiao, Han Changsheng said, โHall Master Gu, promise me not to give your cats such ridiculous names in the future.โย
Gu Mingxiaoโs ability to name a cat was almost on par in atrocity as An Yuanโs. Han Changsheng had never seen the cat before, but he was afraid it was Gu Mingxiaoโs new favorite. Clearly, heโd added another member to the Ice Cat family in the Purple Jade hall. Icy Body and Snow Bone, Icy Purity, Icy Intelligence. . . There was nothing he hated more than that Gu Mingxiao named a black cat โIcy Body and Snow Boneโ. It rubbed him the wrong way.ย
โWhy canโt I name them thus?โย
His face Dark, Han Changsheng replied, โAs soon as you give any cat a ridiculous name, I feel like itโs my responsibility to beat you up. And, whenever that happens, you end up winning. So, promise me not to call them those heinous names anymore.โ
Gu Mingxiao: โ. . .โ
The cat finally broke free from Gu Mingxiaoโs arms and ran to rub against Han Changshengโs feet.ย
Though Han Changsheng bullied Gu Mingxiaoโs cats, they all liked him a lot. Even when he shaved all the fur off one of them, it still came to meow at him, never once getting angry with him. Even the cat with the worst temper, โIcy Intelligenceโ, who bit anyone in sight, didnโt mind Han Changsheng. Gu Mingxiao worked hard to raise them, but they were all closer to the Cult Head, even though he harassed them.ย
Irritated and salty at his catโs obvious preference for Han Changsheng, Gu Mingxiao picked up Icy Blue and said, โI heard from Xiaoqing, Cult Head. Your martial arts have rapidly advanced, and youโve planned a great scheme to entice people from the righteous Wulin?โ
Han Changsheng shivered. In the Tianning cult, only the left and right guards were the easiest to cheat. None of the four hall masters were as easy to deal with, so Du Yuefei was more fond of him. Alas, Gu Mingxiao was difficult to trick.ย
Holding the cat in one hand and drawing out a silver flute, Gu Mingxiao spoke lightly, โWould you please give me some instructions?โ
Han Changsheng summoned the courage to take out his sword. โCome at me.โ
The silver flute was Gu Mingxiaoโs weapon. It was far from ordinary, made of diamond and plated with silver. It was very hard. Usually, Gu Mingxiao used it to tame animals, but he could also fiddle it around in his hand and launch concealed weapons.ย
Gu Mingxiao didnโt bother putting down the cat, either. Taking the silver flute in his right hand, he pointed it at Han Changsheng and immediately attacked.ย
Han Changsheng was casual about it, his sword didnโt even leave its sheath. The head of the scabbard stood against his opponentโs flute.ย
โEh?โ
As soon as Gu Mingxiaoโs eyes brightened, he released the cat and seriously attacked.ย
He was known as the silver flute master, often using it as a sword. It wasnโt as long as its bladed counterpart, so when they collided, the flute was at a disadvantage. However, Gu Mingxiao could make up for his natural weakness with his speed. Besides, the flute could also send out his concealed weapons, impossible for his opponent to effectively defend.ย
However, when he fought with Han Changsheng, Gu Mingxiao didnโt dare to use them. In the past, he could suppress him with only the flute. Han Changshengโs sword was wielded with redundant strokes, flaws easy to breakthrough.ย
This time, Gu Mingxiaoโs flute didnโt touch Han Changsheng even once. He blocked every one of his attacks. Han Changsheng looked relaxed. This didnโt take much strength for him.ย
Taking a step back to look him over, Gu Mingxiaoโs eyes widened. โI didnโt expect that youโd make this much progress in three months.โย
โDidnโt Xiao Qing tell you?โ Han Changsheng asked, โHave you no faith in your leader?โ
โHa, ha,โ Gu Mingxiao laughed. โFaith in you? Ha!โ
Glaring, Han Changsheng said, โHey! Whoโs the leader here? You or me?โ
Gu Mingxiao was too lazy to prolong the argument. This wasnโt the first time Han Changsheng tried to improve. Once, Han Changsheng used his face changing skills to dress Lu Baibi as himself. He shoved him out and tried to fool everyone else. Xiaobai sparred with Luo Xin wearing Han Changshengโs face in his stead, and the hall master thought Han Changshengโs hard work cultivating had finally borne good results.ย
Han Changsheng almost fooled them, but because Hua Xiaoshuang came along and said, โYou look good with a smile,โ Lu Baibi grew furious and exposed himself.ย
This time, however, Gu Mingxiao tested the Cult Head himself, and Han Changsheng had improved.ย
โBy the way.โ Gu Mingxiao held up Icy Blue and asked, โYou killed the people of the Mingyue Sect?โ
โMingyue Sect?โ Han Changsheng asked, โWhat nonsense are you talking about? I havenโt even heard of them.โ
Stunned, Gu Mingxiao frowned, stroking the catโs head. โThatโs strange. I came here to find you.โ Taking a deep breath, he took a long look at Han Changsheng. โXiaoqing and Xiaobai said that you had some grand scheme, so you didnโt want to come back. I came to find out for myself, and when I arrived, I heard people scolding the Tianning Cult for our wrongdoings. A respected elder of Xianyu was sent by the Mingyue Sect and was killed by the demonic cult. I thought it was your โgrand schemeโ.โ
Han Changsheng shook his head. โI donโt even know him! How could I have killed him?โ
Gu Mingxiao narrowed his eyes. โI heard the elder Xian Yue was assassinated. I didnโt think it was your style. With your temperament, you would tell the world. Henceforth, I followed the disciples of the Mingyue Sect, just to investigate, but I didnโt expect to meet you here.โ
Anger flooded over Han Changsheng. Where were the little liars? They dared to mock the way of Tianning Cult? He had to find them and teach some lessons!
โWhat do you want to do with them?โ Han Changsheng asked, โLetโs go to the Mingyue Sect to have a look.โ
โWell,โ Gu Mingxiao said, thinking, โThe Mingyue elder hasnโt been gone for seven days yet, so the coffin hasnโt been buried. Letโs go have a look.โ
They reached the Mingyue Sect not long afterwards. Two young disciples patrolled the sect. Knocking them unconscious,ย Han Changsheng threw them into the forest. Stealing their clothes, he and Gu Mingxiao dressed to look like them, then swaggered into their front gate.
After finding out where the coffin located, Han Changsheng and Gu Mingxiao came to a stop outside the ancestral hall. They heard someone talking inside, so Han Changsheng poked a hole in the window paper and peered inside.
Several elderly people stood alongside the coffin, likely the sect head and its elders.ย
One of the men spoke. โThe abhorrent Tianning Cult. At the Wulin conference, we must ask the leader of the Wulin alliance to decide for us. We must call on themย to destroy the cult and seek revenge for the Xian Yue!โ
Another worried, โAre we sure Elder Xian Yue was killed by the leader of the Tianning Cult?โ
The old man in the sect headโs clothes said, โWang Yue, if the Tianning didnโt do it, who else could? Isnโt it consistent with the demonic cultโs style to kill and steal secret scripts from Xian Yueโs hands?โ
Han Changsheng and Gu Mingxiao looked at one another. Their secret scripts were stolen?
The old man, known as Wang Yue, said, โApart from stealing the secret script, there is no evidence that Xian Yue was killed by the demonic cult, right?โ
Angrily, another elder spoke up, โWang Yue, what do you mean, no evidence? Why do you always speak for the demonic cult?! Could you be . .โ
โDonโt talk nonsense!โ Exclaimed Wang Yue, โI just donโt want to let the real killer go! And, at the Wulin conference, how can we make them believe the demonic cult killed Xian Yue?โ
The room fell silent.ย
Pounding his fists against the table, the sect head scolded, โWe canโt spread the story that the Mingyue Sword technique was stolen. Once itโs known, our status and reputation would be destroyed!โ
Han Changsheng rolled his eyes. Although the Tianning Cult started out stealing all the secret scripts from the Wulin Sects, their martial arts were now beyond the reach of the Wulin people. The Mingyue Sect was a new swordsman sect that had only recently been built up.ย
The Tianning Cult doesnโt have any desire to steal your Mingyue sword skills, okay? Donโt put gold on your face!
Han Changsheng looked at Gu Mingxiao, but couldnโt tell what he was thinking.
Translator(s): Empress
TL Check: Teo
Editor(s): Nadialuxxor
Proofer(s): Dark
Notes:
- ไธๆค (one jin) or one catty = 0.5 kg
- ย (1)ๅด้ๆฉๅฐฑๆทกๅบไธช้ธๅฟๆฅไบ or (2)ๅด่ฃกๆทก๏ผ่๏ผๅบๅ้ณฅไพ๏ผๆทก๏ผ่๏ผ็ๆ้ๅคช้ทไบ๏ผ้ฝๅญตๅบๅฐ้ณฅไพไบ So this will need some long explanation. The rough translation I used is the shorter version (1) they used in raw. (2) explained it more in details, light in flavor (ๆทก) is homonym to egg (่). Because Han Changsheng has this light flavor (egg) in his mouth for so long, even a bird was hatched.
- ๅคดไธ the 7th day after a person’s death / the first 7-day period after a person’s death.


Now now now, who dares to slander Tianning cult?
And why would they do it?
Interesting.
Thank you for the update โค๏ธ
Who’s to say~ maybe a new cult’s in town and it’s easier to ride on the Tianning’s coattails? Gives them something to hide behind, at least. Then again, they should know the demonic cult would be pretty pissed about it~
Pffft, don’t make yourself important you small sect… HCS good luck with finding the true culprit, well if you are planning to find him xD
It’s still funny how the cats are flaunting in front of HCS lololol
Thx for the ch (ใ หใ ห) And wish you all a HNY~ (๏พ^ใฎ^)๏พ*:ใป๏พโง
Uhuhuhu~ have to wait and see! Maybe An Yuan knows a thing or two? If he isn’t too useless from forgetting his memory ๐
Happy new year!!!
Thank you, I love this series very much
I’ve been having the feeling for a while now like there’s some conspiracy behind the obvious storyline
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Huh…
Was the whole reason Lord An Yuan was sent against HCS in original timeline due to other people laying their crimes on him?