Everyday I Get up to See the Villain Stealing the Show 110 (End)

In the beginning, Han Changsheng brought An Yuan into the Tianning Cult. Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi only thought that there was another new member of the Tianning Cult, but they didn’t know An Yuan’s identity. It was just that since An Yuan arrived, Han Changsheng always spent time with him, and seldom flipped the two protectors’ plaque. The two protectors were jealous and went to Gu Mingxiao to ask what happened one afternoon.

Lu Qingqian said, “Brother Gu, why does the leader stay with An Yuan every day?”

Gu Mingxiao said, “Because he likes An Yuan.”

Lu Baibi puffed up his face until it was about to burst. “Doesn’t he like us anymore?”

Gu Mingxiao laughed and said, “It’s not the same kind of like.” Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were three or four years younger than Han Changsheng. They were only sixteen that year and they know nothing about love.

At that time, Hua Xiaoshuang was playing chess with Gu Mingxiao in his yard. After listening to their conversation, he interjected indifferently, “The love that the leader has for An Yuan is such that he can’t tolerate anyone else’s love in his heart.”

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi exploded at once, “Can’t tolerate a second person?! The leader used to like both of us at the same time, but now he doesn’t want either of us?!”

Hua Xiaoshuang dropped a chess piece and spread his hands. “The leader is such a heartless person. If I were you, I definitely could not bear it.”

Gu Mingxiao: “…”

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were so angry that they ran away with their swords.

Gu Mingxiao glanced at Hua Xiaoshuang meaningfully and said, “The leader is in for some trouble.”

Hua Xiaoshuang squinted and asked with a smile, “Are your cats alright?”

Gu Mingxiao touched his chin. “I have to talk to Luo Xin and Du Yuefei. I won’t hear anything. I’m not checking if I hear any commotion from what you were playing at.”

Over there, Han Changsheng and An Yuan were discussing swordsmanship in the yard. Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi aggressively ran to them. Saying nothing, Lu Qingqian cut a corner off the stone table.

Lu Baibi bulged his cheeks and said, “Tie him up, smear honey on the soles of his feet, and bring a goat to lick it. Let’s see what he says!”

Han Changsheng was stunned. “Xiaoqing, why are you hacking away at the table! Who offended you?”

“You!” Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi pointed at Han Changsheng in unison.

“Me, what did I do?”

“And you!” Lu Qingqian pointed to An Yuan with a blank face, “The vixen who stole the man!”

An Yuan was startled and immediately directed his suspicious eyes to Han Changsheng. He had long suspected that the relationships between Han Changsheng and the people of Tianning Sect were unusual, but Han Changsheng did not admit it, and he had no evidence. How was it that now, all the men crashing the party came over to call him a vixen?!

Han Changsheng suddenly felt as though his head could explode. “Why are you talking nonsense!”

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi stepped forward, hooking Han Changsheng’s arms one by one, with tears in their hazy eyes. “Do you like An Yuan, or do you like us?”

Han Changsheng coaxed them, “Of course I like you all!” Looking at An Yuan’s dark complexion, he hurriedly added, “But this is a different kind of like!”

His words deeply hit Xiaoqing and Xiaobai. “Xiaoshuang said liking the vixen means you can’t tolerate liking another person, isn’t it true?!”

Han Changsheng: “o(╯□╰)o” 

Can I deny this? If I deny it, won’t An Yuan get angry?! If I don’t deny it, how can I pacify Xiaoqing and Xiaobai?! Damn Hua Xiaoshuang, he is getting better at instigating discord!

When Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi saw Han Changsheng’s silence, they became anxious. Han Changsheng, heartless Han Changsheng, was accused one after the other. 

“You said that if you had us, you wouldn’t need to marry a wife!”

“You said you would stay with us all your life!”

“You said no one in this world could compare to us!”

“You say, you say, if we and the vixen fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?”

Han Changsheng almost collapsed. “I, I would jump into the river to commit suicide!”

An Yuan sneered. “Haha.”

For An Yuan’s suspicion, Han Changsheng was really wronged. He grew up with Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi when they were young. In those years, he still vividly remembered the fact that he could pee farther than anyone on the hillside with a bare butt. The importance of Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi to him couldn’t be described in words. Han Changsheng was as familiar with them as much as he was with himself. It was true that there can be no romantic relationship between them.

Han Changsheng secretly pulled Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi aside and whispered to them, “You are my best friends, my brothers, how can he compare with you? He is just my lover.” 

Then he went to coax An Yuan, “The two of them are still children, they’re ignorant. They don’t know what love is. In all honesty, I really only pair with you, alone. You have crossed my heart.”

Han Changsheng’s elegant speech successfully reaped three sets of white eye rolls.

On the one hand, Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were fierce, and on the other, An Yuan was suspicious. Han Changsheng felt as if his head could explode. He was so embarrassed, he coaxed for an hour before finally shooing Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi away.

That night, when Han Changsheng and An Yuan were about to go to bed, An Yuan was still a little angry. After all, no one would be happy when they were scolded as vixens for no reason. Han Changsheng coaxed him, “The two of them will understand in a few years. There are some things that the two of us can do, but we can’t do with them. For example, sleeping together…”

As soon as the words slipped out, the door was kicked open, and both Han Changsheng and An Yuan were startled.

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi walked in wearing obscenely colorful clothes, holding pillows and quilts.

Lu Qingqian said, “We asked Xiaoshuang why the leader likes An Yuan differently from us. Xiaoshuang said that An Yuan can sleep with the leader, but we can’t.”

Lu Baibi walked to the bed aggrievedly, then pushed Han Changsheng and An Yuan in, and pounced on his quilt. “Why not? The leader obviously slept with us when we were young.”

An Yuan stared daggers towards Han Changsheng. Slept with?!

Han Changsheng was very impulsive. He wanted to run out, grab Hua Xiaoshuang’s collar and desperately shake it. He wanted to shouted in his ear, where did I offend you, why are you doing this to me!

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi started to make their bed. An Yuan turned over and wanted to leave, but Han Changsheng quickly grabbed him and said, “The sleep that Xiaoshuang was referring to is not the kind of sleep you think it is. It’s actually a kind of… practice! It’s martial arts practice!”

Xiaoqing and Xiaobai immediately grew spirited. “What kind of skill, we also need to practice!”

Han Changsheng said earnestly, “This kind of skill can only be practiced by the same people. I have already practiced with An Yuan, so I can’t practice it with you. Otherwise, I will be heartbroken. Are you willing to do that? I don’t like either of you more than the other, but my constitution and his constitution are more suitable for practicing together!”

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi looked confused. “Then can we practice by ourselves?”

Han Changsheng was overjoyed. “Yes, it’s okay, no matter how good it is! It’s better for you to ask Hua Xiaoshuang for this kind of training. He reads a lot of books and has done more research on this kind of kung fu. You could let him show it directly to you. As you know, I am the worst at teaching people.”

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi nodded suspiciously. Han Changsheng had no sense of responsibility. As the leader, he was indeed not as reliable as Luo Xin and Hua Xiaoshuang.

Han Changsheng said, “If Xiaoshuang refuses to teach you, he’s cheating you. He hides his own secrets, because he is afraid that you will become better than him.”

Lu Qingqian pouted his mouth and puffed his chest out high. “We are better than him!”

Han Changsheng clapped his hands. “Yes, yes, so you must ask him to teach you. Hua Xiaoshuang is the most deceiving person. If he coaxes you by saying you are still young, he just looks down on you! Don’t be fooled!”

The two were persuaded and nodded repeatedly.

Han Changsheng continued coaxing them, “Go ahead, if you learn well, you can practice tonight.”

The two innocent children just hugged the quilts and pillows in their arms and left.

As soon as they left, Han Changsheng breathed a sigh of relief, wiped away his sweat and went limp.

An Yuan still looked unhappy, and Han Changsheng said helplessly, “Didn’t I get them to go?”

An Yuan stared at him fiercely, and after holding back for a long time, he said, “You are a vixen!”

Han Changsheng was stunned, then laughed out loud. As soon as he stretched his arms, he pulled An Yuan close and bit his ear. He smirked and said, “I am a vixen, a great vixen who has cultivated for thousands of years. Now, this evening, you’ll really be frightened out of your mind tonight.”  

An Yuan struggled at first, but Han Changsheng’s techniques and superb skills made him blush in a moment, so he no longer rejected it.

What happened next had Han Changsheng and An Yuan, who had been promoted to immortals, blushing. They had burning red ears after seeing it again. An Yuan waited to change the scene in the earth-watching mirror. However, when he saw mortal Han Changsheng smiling in the mirror, holding An Yuan, he stopped his movements.

An Yuan said blankly, “What’s the matter?”

Han Changsheng kissed the corner of his lips, and whispered, “It seems I’ve never told you before——I don’t count what I said before——this is from my heart. Huangfu Fengxuan Xichen, I like you.”

“Ss.”

The immortal lord An Yuan was in a trance. Suddenly his face became hot, and he was a little surprised. Looking back, he didn’t know when the little milkfed tiger Changsheng had gotten up. He just licked his face with his tongue.

Changsheng shook his beard in disgust. “With that shabby name Mingge gave you, no matter how sweet the love words are, coupled with your mortal name, the good atmosphere is ruined.”

An Yuan waved his hand, and the scene unsuitable for children in the earth-watching mirror disappeared.

Han Changsheng looked at An Yuan with big, round black eyes. He slowly stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth.

An Yuan said, “What are you doing?”

Han Changsheng said, “After seeing something like that, inevitably, I can’t hold it in.”

An Yuan looked up and down the little milkfed tiger in his arms. Not long had passed since Han Changsheng had been promoted to immortality, so he was still unable to fully control his powers. Using the appearance of a little milkfed tiger saved him the most effort. With his appearance, An Yuan can hold him with two palms. An Yuan shook his little finger unintentionally, as if he was comparing the size with something. “It doesn’t seem appropriate with you in this form?”

Han Changsheng was furious. He screamed, then raised his front paws to push An Yuan down. With a smile in An Yuan’s eyes, a sea of soft flowers suddenly appeared under him, and then he collapsed into them. Han Changsheng leaned on him, swaying his tail across his skin, and kept sticking out his tongue to lick his face.

An Yuan was itchy, but comfortable with the furry touch. Han Changsheng stopped suddenly, and An Yuan opened his eyes blankly. He saw the little guy sitting on his body and curling himself tightly into a ball, exerting himself. The hair on his body exploded all over.

“what are you doing?”

“Boom!”

The little milkfed tiger suddenly transformed. Only then, Han Changsheng was able to transform into a human form. Unfortunately, his cultivation level was still a little poor. After he transformed into a human, his ears and tail remained.

An Yuan narrowed his eyes dangerously. “Do you know why I always suspected that you had a secret relationship with the people of the Tianning Cult in the mortal world?”

Han Changsheng shook his ears. “Why?”

An Yuan said, “Because, your technique is very skillful, as if you have practiced it many times.”

Han Changsheng’s ears stood up high. “In all honesty, if you don’t believe it, you can look at it in the earth-watching mirror. Did you know how many quiet nights I was forced to endure loneliness with only my golden right hand to accompany me?!”

An Yuan: “…”

Han Changsheng was waiting to continue, but he heard An Yuan say, “I am the God of War, I didn’t know much about things like this in the mortal world at that time. But now in heaven, and we’re still doing it like this. Is it really good to favor this?”

Han Changsheng smiled openly. “You are the God of War, so it’s all good and well for you to get rid of demons and defend Taoism. At the end of the day, someone has to have the skills to make you relaxed and feel good, so let me do that for you.”

An Yuan was waiting to say something, but Han Changsheng swallowed the rest of the words.

In the earth-watching mirror, all kinds of past lives were still standing.

The day Han Changsheng suddenly rose and gathered his protectors and hall masters together came up. He asked, “In this life, we have become the people of the demonic cult. If, in the next life, you are going to fall into the animal path and suffer hardship, what should you do?”

Lu Qingqian was very excited and answered, “Can you become a bird of prey? I want to be a big, big, big, big, big eagle.” He stretched his arms open.

Lu Baibi contemptuously said, “The eagle is not big at all!”

Lu Qingqian was not convinced: “What about you?”

Lu Baibi thought for a while and said, “I want to be an eagle bigger than you!”

Gu Mingxiao burst into laughter, then fiddled with his flute and said, “It wouldn’t be bad to be a King of Cats.”

The topic suddenly became what animal they most wanted to be in their next lives. Luo Xin wanted to be the most powerful mastiff, and Du Yuefei wanted to be a flying spirit in the scriptures of mountains and seas. Only Hua Xiaoshuang did not answer for a long time.

Han Changsheng asked curiously, “How about you, Xiaoshuang?”

Hua Xiaoshuang turned his eyes and said, “I have never thought about things in the next life. Whether it is suffering or happiness, in short, let’s talk about it tomorrow. At the moment, I only want to live a day and enjoy it. As it is, today couldn’t be better.”