{"id":12876,"date":"2020-10-07T12:00:15","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T16:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/betwixtedbutterfly.com\/translations\/?p=12876"},"modified":"2020-11-04T13:09:58","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T18:09:58","slug":"pttp026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/betwixtedbutterfly.com\/translations\/pttp026\/","title":{"rendered":"Part-Time Taoist Priest 26"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-top is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.5%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button alignleft is-style-fill\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-white-color has-text-color has-background\" href=\"https:\/\/betwixtedbutterfly.com\/translations\/pttp025\/\" style=\"background-color:#5bc0de\">&lt;&lt; Chapter 25<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.5%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button aligncenter\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-white-color has-text-color has-background\" href=\"https:\/\/betwixtedbutterfly.com\/translations\/pttp\/\" style=\"background-color:#5bc0de\">Project Page<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button alignright\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-white-color has-text-color has-background\" style=\"background-color:#5bc0de\">Chapter 27 &gt;&gt;<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Ghost Bride<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>One day, Xie Lingya was making lunch as usual. Zhang Daoting had to serve the visitors in the front yard, so Xie Lingya voluntarily took over other chores.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai Guanchao noticed that Xie Lingya had dressed up today, unlike the casual outfits he normally wore when he went out, so he asked, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTaihe Temple is organizing a folk cultural event\u2026 basically, a temple fair. They also have a seminar on Taoism. I\u2019m going to have a look,\u201d Xie Lingya replied. Taihe Temple had especially&nbsp; called to invite Shi Changxuan too, but he was not interested in such activities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA seminar on Taoism\u2026 Do they know what you\u2019re like?\u201d Hai Guanchao asked with some sympathy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya: \u201cBro, you shouldn\u2019t mock me just because you didn\u2019t manage to get me to call you <em>shigong<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai Guanchao: \u201c&#8230;I\u2019m praising you, you are being too sensitive.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He thought in his heart, <em>As the saying goes,one should absorb knowledge like a sponge, but this Xie Lingya is like a sponge demon. It\u2019s just too much.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As Taihe Temple was a famous local tourist attraction, it was nothing out of the ordinary for them to host a fair. They even hired a song and dance troupe for the event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When Xie Lingya arrived, the fair was already very lively. Even though they weren\u2019t religious, many people came to attend the event with their family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya walked through the crowd to get to the meeting room where the seminar was being held. The seminar was part of the temple fair. Contrary to Hai Guanchao\u2019s expectations, the seminar was actually aimed at laypeople, therefore the content was an introduction to Taoist culture. However, a private discussion session was still scheduled for the members of the Taoist Association.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya went over to greet Mao Zhengqing <em>Daozhang<\/em>, who he was familiar with, and sat down next to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cXie <em>jushi<\/em>,\u201d Mao Zhengqing greeted him with a smile. \u201cI heard that Baoyang had gained many new worshippers recently. Congratulations.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baoyang Templewas becoming more and more famous; even Mao Zhengqing had heard of the recent news about them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya made some humble remarks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing continued, \u201cAbbot Chen said if you came by today, you must meet him. He would like to speak to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHas Abbot Chen recovered?\u201d Xie Lingya asked. Abbot Chen of Taihe Temple, Chen Sansheng, had been recuperating ever since he lost in a magical battle several months ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing nodded, \u201cActually, he\u2019s still weak, but some temple matters and special guests still need his personal involvement, so there is notmuch choice.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A moment later, after glancing at his phone, Mao Zhengqing led Xie Lingya to meet Chen Sansheng.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya had not met Chen Sansheng before. He had only seen photos of him in Taihe Temple. Compared to the photos, he seemed older and more tired. He had just finished a meeting with guests and was sitting on a chair, slowly sipping tea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he saw Xie Lingya, Chen Sansheng smiled. \u201cYou are Xiao Xie? You do share a resemblance to your uncle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He invited Xie Lingya to sit before continuing, \u201cYears ago, I even referred your uncle to a position as the abbot of a big temple, but your uncle rejected the position to stay with Baoyang. You, on the other hand, have surpassed the master. I heard from Mao <em>Daozhang<\/em> that you have the ability to draw a talisman in an instant. Having such great talents, no wonder you are on good terms with Shi <em>Daozhang<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While Abbot Chen had referred to his ability to complete the talisman in an instant, in actuality, when Mao Zhengqing described the scene, much more emphasis had been put on Xie Lingya\u2019s unusual posture&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya didn\u2019t know Abbot Chen and his uncle had shared such a past. He sighed, his uncle really was a stubborn man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Previously, Chen Sansheng had been injured rather seriously. As soon as he had come out of convalescence, he immediately received many requests to perform rituals. He could only personally reply to them and reject the requests. With his current health, he was unable to perform any energy-intensive activity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya, however, was envious of his long queue of requests. Baoyang Temple had only received a few orders in the past few months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Taihe Temple and Abbot Chen had established their reputations over many years. Baoyang Temple couldn\u2019t compare at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Due to his health, after exchanging a few sentences, Chen Sansheng sent off his guests. Xie Lingya could feel that Chen Sansheng was rather friendly to him. Adding on a layer from his relationship with Wang Yuji, Xie Lingya had a good impression of the abbot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he went out with Mao Zhengqing, an old lady came towards them. Seeing Mao Zhengqing, she hurried over and addressed him, \u201cMao <em>Daozhang<\/em>, I finally found you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDong <em>jushi<\/em>, what\u2019s the matter?\u201d Mao Zhengjing asked puzzled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old lady said, \u201cDo you remember I invited the statues of the Three Pure Ones back to my home two weeks ago?\u201d<sup class=\"modern-footnotes-footnote \" data-mfn=\"1\" data-mfn-post-scope=\"00000000000004ad0000000000000000_12876\"><a href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  role=\"button\" aria-pressed=\"false\" aria-describedby=\"mfn-content-00000000000004ad0000000000000000_12876-1\">1<\/a><\/sup><span id=\"mfn-content-00000000000004ad0000000000000000_12876-1\" role=\"tooltip\" class=\"modern-footnotes-footnote__note\" tabindex=\"0\" data-mfn=\"1\">When you set up an idol at home, you are inviting the god. The statue is a symbol of the god, so out of respect, we say &#8220;invite the statue&#8221; instead of &#8220;buying a statue&#8221;.<\/span>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing: \u201cUh\u2026 I do seem to recall that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taihe Temple was much bigger than Baoyang Temple. There were two shopfronts which served as a center for religious artifacts<strong> <\/strong>exchange, allowing worshippers to invite god statues and talismans home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old lady continued, \u201cLast week, I left to stay with my daughter in another town for a few days. I had told my daughter-in-law to help me change the offerings every day. When I returned, she was having diarrhea for days.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing immediately stated, \u201cOur statues are all made according to standard and were consecrated by a proper<em> daozhang<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was worried that the old lady would accuse them of selling faulty statues of demonic idols which harmed the families that brought them home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI know,\u201d the old lady quickly replied. \u201cOf course, there is nothing wrong with the statues. It\u2019s my daughter-in-law\u2014I have reminded her so many times but she just doesn\u2019t listen. I told her to put apples as offerings, but she cut corners and used prunes instead\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya, who was idly standing next to Mao Zhengqing, looked over at her words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The offerings made to the gods had to follow certain rules. For example, suitable flower offerings were those with refreshing fragrances, like plum blossoms and orchids; apples were suitable as fruit offerings. Food had to be freshly prepared and no leftovers should be used.&nbsp; Particularly for offerings to the Three Pure Ones, prunes must not be used because prunes,<em> lizi<\/em>, were a taboo due to <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Three_Pure_Ones#Daode_Tianzun\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Laojun<\/a> having the surname Li.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old lady continued to complain, \u201cIt gets even worse\u2014the next couple of days she offered the durians she couldn\u2019t finish off.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing: \u201c&#8230;&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing and Xie Lingya were speechless. Using durians as an offering? Just because you liked durians didn\u2019t mean the Three Pure Ones liked them too. And the stench!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAfter making the durian offering, she started having diarrhea. She said it was probably just gastroenteritis, but taking medicine didn\u2019t help,\u201d the old lady finished. \u201cMao <em>Daozhang<\/em>, what should I do?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mao Zhengqing said, \u201cChange all the offerings, then bring your daughter-in-law to the Hall of the Three Pure Ones to apologize and burn incense. Then, bring a protection charm home. Don\u2019t do this again next time.\u201d In disbelief, he muttered, \u201cDurians\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old lady nodded, \u201c<em>En, en<\/em>, I\u2019ll tell her properly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After the old lady left, Mao Zhangqing and Xie Lingya exchanged helpless glances. Really, anything could happen. To offer durians to the Three Pure Ones, how did that person even think of that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya chatted with other Taoist priests to bolster their relationship before leaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There were many people at the temple fair. Xie Lingya thought that he heard someone calling his name in the crowd. He turned his head towards the sea of people to search for the voice and finally found a familiar face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMu Shan?\u201d Xie Lingya greeted the girl. She was one of his university classmates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mu Shan came to the fair with her parents. When Xie Lingya went over to greet her parents, her parents casually wondered if there might be something going on between them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s been a long time. Is being an accountant in the temple so busy? You didn\u2019t come to any of the class gatherings,\u201d Mu Shan asked good-naturedly. \u201cI happen to be meeting with Yue Tong, Xiao Bai, and some others in the afternoon. Why don\u2019t you come along?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Many of Xie Lingya\u2019s classmates thought he was working as an accountant in his uncle\u2019s temple. He didn\u2019t clarify his situation to them. After all, he wasn\u2019t a Taoist priest, and being the boss was more or less the same as an accountant since he was doing all the accountant\u2019s work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Due to Baoyang being short on manpower, Xie Lingya had to give up many activities. Now that he got caught by his classmate, he could only agree, \u201cSure.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mu Shan took the opportunity to say goodbye to her parents and dragged Xie Lingya away. \u201cWah, my parents were telling me to go on blind dates again. Luckily, I ran into you.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya turned his head back for a glance, \u201cI\u2019m guessing that when you go home, your parents will ask if there\u2019s a chance between us.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf there was, would we need to wait until after graduation?\u201d Mu Shan dragged Xie Lingya along to take the bus, then the subway. According to her, they would be meeting a few of their close friends from university in a tabletop game arcade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was already 5 p.m. and everyone else had already arrived at the bar. Mu Shan was a few minutes late. When she opened the door, everyone saw the surprise guest she brought with her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh damn, Xie Lingya came too?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou brat! Finally decided to show up!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya said hi to everyone and then noticed a girl sitting to the side with her head down. It took a while to recognize her. \u201cYue Tong?\u201d he called out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yue Tong lifted her head. There was a green tinge to her pale face and her eyes were unfocused. She looked terrible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat happened, Yue Tong?\u201d Mu Shan sat down beside her and asked in shock, \u201cWe just met not long ago. Why are you looking so terrible? Are you ill?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yue Tong gave a stiff smile. \u201cIt\u2019s nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mu Shan exchanged a glance with the others. Those who arrived earlier were puzzled too. But everyone felt that something was off. She asked carefully, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, Yue Tong?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The girl shook her head, \u201cIt\u2019s nothing, really.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;Ok then.\u201d Mu Shan suddenly wondered if it could be that she had just ended a romantic relationship? She didn\u2019t want to ask in front of everyone else. \u201cThen eat something. You look too pale.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bar also served food, so everyone ordered dinner to eat while playing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yue Tong followed their lead and simply ordered something. Xie Lingya, who had been nagged at by the others since he arrived, took a few glances at her. He kept feeling something was off. Yue Tong was usually very cheerful. Today, she was like a different person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Was she sick or in a bad mood?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, Yue Tong lifted her eyes and stared directly into Xie Lingya\u2019s eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya felt a chill run down his spine. He scrutinized her, but Yue Tong continued eating like nothing had happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya had a stomach full of questions, but he got distracted by his classmates enquiring about the conditions at his job at the temple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOk, let\u2019s start a game,\u201d Mu Shan announced. \u201cThe fees here are charged per hour. Let\u2019s play <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mafia_(party_game)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Werewolf<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back in their university days, they had played Werewolf often. Everyone nodded and took their seats. Since they were short of a few players, some strangers also joined their game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Werewolf was a social deduction game. Each player drew a card to determine their character\u2019s identity. There were two opposing camps, Human and Werewolf. The Werewolf needed to kill the Human, while the Human needed to identify all the Werewolf characters and eliminate them from the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As everyone was familiar with the game, Mu Shan made some inquiries with the staff and decided to play a more advanced version. \u201cLet\u2019s play a version with an additional camp, \u2018Ghost Bride\u2019. How about it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There would be an additional character card. The one who got the \u201cGhost Bride\u201d card could choose two other players, one to be her Groom and another to be the Witness, and the three of them had to kill all the Human and Werewolf players to win the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The difficulty of the game increased with the additional camp. Especially since the players chosen by the Ghost Bride would have an additional identity. She could choose either a Human or a Werewolf to be her Groom. This meant that there could be traitors in both camps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While everyone was discussing if they wanted to play this advanced version, Xie Lingya couldn\u2019t stop scrutinizing Yue Tong, who happened to sit opposite him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like him, Yue Tong didn\u2019t join in the discussion. She noticed his gaze and looked over coldly. Her lips curled into a smile, but the smile did not reach her eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya\u2019s heart dropped. <em>Something\u2019s not right, definitely not right.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before Xie Lingya could come up with something, Mu Shan spoke loudly, \u201cCome on, come on. We\u2019ll play this version. Let\u2019s start!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The players took their places. The host of the game, the Judge, also took her place. She distributed the character cards and announced the start of the game. \u201cIt is Night time. Close your eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the game\u2019s Night, the players closed their eyes, while those with cards that carried actions could open their eyes to perform the task. For example, the Werewolf killing a Human, or the Ghost Bride deciding her Groom and Witness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before Night, Xie Lingya had looked at his card. It was a normal villager card belonging to the Human camp. The card had no additional actions. He could only speak and vote during the Day. During the Night, he needed to keep his eyes shut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, unless\u2026 he got chosen by the Ghost Bride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGhost Bride, please open your eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After the Judge spoke, Xie Lingya felt a chilling gaze on his body. He resisted the strong urge to pull down his blindfold and escape the darkness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGhost Bride, please choose your Groom.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Judge walked around the table. Xie Lingya felt her walking past him and she tapped him on the shoulder. This meant he was chosen as the Groom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya took off his blindfold and adjusted to the light. Everyone was still wearing their blindfold except for Yue Tong who stared over with wide eyes. She was the Ghost Bride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What a coincidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya returned the gaze while the Judge woke up the Witness. The Witness was a stranger. He gestured to indicate that he was a Werewolf and even sold out his Werewolf teammates. He wanted to know which camp Xie Lingya was in, so that the three of them could discuss their strategy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Xie Lingya was staring intently at Yue Tong, while she stared back with a wooden expression. Neither of them paid the Witness any attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Witness: \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The players could not speak during the Night, otherwise, they would expose themselves to the other players. The Witness was anxious, and he scolded the two douchebags in his heart for not respecting the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the end, the Witness didn\u2019t get any information out of them and only learned who his teammates were. Then the time for their exchange ended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya was very concerned about Yue Tong\u2019s actions. During the Day, the players started speaking one by one.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya was distracted and did not pay attention to the game. He was still staring at Yue Tong and his identity was quickly discovered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mu Shan rubbed her chin and said, \u201cXie Lingya\u2026 seems like he has a character card. He keeps staring at Yue Tong. I say, are the two of you lovers? Since we don\u2019t know who to eliminate in this round, I suggest we eliminate this suspicious couple. After all, we can lose the game, but lovers must die.\u201d<sup class=\"modern-footnotes-footnote \" data-mfn=\"2\" data-mfn-post-scope=\"00000000000004ad0000000000000000_12876\"><a href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  role=\"button\" aria-pressed=\"false\" aria-describedby=\"mfn-content-00000000000004ad0000000000000000_12876-2\">2<\/a><\/sup><span id=\"mfn-content-00000000000004ad0000000000000000_12876-2\" role=\"tooltip\" class=\"modern-footnotes-footnote__note\" tabindex=\"0\" data-mfn=\"2\">It&#8217;s a thing in modern Chinese culture (especially internet) to curse (jokingly) at lovers<\/span>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone: \u201c&#8230;&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They thought, <em>Aih, the one who wanted to add the third camp was you, now the one wanting to eliminate the lovers is also you. Just what do you really want?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a few players spoke, they all agreed that there was something not right with these two, so it shouldn\u2019t be a problem to eliminate one of them. In the end, to show care for the fairer sex, Xie Lingya was eliminated first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI am the Groom.\u201d Xie Lingya spoke his \u2018final words\u2018. He admitted to his identity without any expression. \u201cYue Tong chose me. She is the Ghost Bride. I request that the Werewolf kill her for me, so that she can join me. You all can look around, the Werewolf who refuses to kill Yue Tong is our Witness.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Witness who got betrayed suddenly: \u201c&#8230;&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At that moment, he wanted to slam the table and shout, \u201c<em>What the hell are you two playing at!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya was eliminated, so he stood by the side and observed. It was Night time again in the game and everyone closed their eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yue Tong also put on the blindfold with a vacant expression and sat still in her position.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Werewolf players opened their eyes to discuss who to kill. Yue Tong was nominated. The Witness was mad but could only agree to the nomination.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When it was Day again, her death was announced and Yue Tong was eliminated. She took off her blindfold and was nonchalant about her elimination. She even stood up and smiled at Xie Lingya, \u201cI\u2019m going out for some fresh air, honey, are you coming?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya stood still and stared at her coldly.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone laughed. Because it was just a test round, they didn\u2019t mind that she exposed her own identity. \u201cYue Tong, were you really the Ghost Bride? Ok then, let your \u2018honey\u2019 go with you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In this round, Yue Tong and Xie Lingya were a couple. There was nothing wrong with Yue Tong\u2019s joke, so everyone just followed along.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yue Tong came to Xie Lingya\u2019s side. She held onto Xie Lingya\u2019s arm tightly and nearly leaned on him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya\u2019s expression changed. Yue Tong\u2019s hand was like a steel clamp. It clasped so tightly around his arm that it hurt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He wanted to say something but changed his mind. He imagined the others wouldn\u2019t just stand by seeing him hit a woman, so he let her drag him away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yue Tong\u2019s friends, especially Mu Shan, thought it was weird. Although she was the one who joked about it just now, she wondered when these two had become so close. And didn\u2019t Yue Tong have a boyfriend?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But the two had already gone out the door hand-in-hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After the two left, someone asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s going on? Are Xie Lingya and Yue Tong really dating?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya followed Yue Tong to the washroom. She did not leave the bar but instead came to the washroom where the yin energy was most dense. Yue Tong put her bag in front of the mirror, then took out a brush and started brushing her hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was no one else in the washroom. Xie Lingya stated coldly, \u201cYou are not Yue Tong. Why are you disturbing her?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI am your bride,\u201d \u2018Yue Tong\u2019 said creepily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBig Sister, please have some self-respect!\u201d Xie Lingya lamented the fact that he didn\u2019t bring any tools or talismans when he left Baoyang because he was going to the temple fair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was still speaking when he suddenly lashed out. He reached out to press on the spot between Yue Tong\u2019s upper lip and nose known as <em>shanyuan<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Yue Tong\u2019 whipped around in a flash and her hand wound around Xie Lingya\u2019s neck, strangling him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was incredibly strong. Her thin arm was like steel, a grown man like Xie Lingya couldn\u2019t breakfree. He could only try to press on her <em>shanyuan<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At this moment, a waiter came in. Seeing the scene inside, he jumped in surprise. \u201cWhat\u2019s this? Hitting a woman?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He walked up to stop them as he spoke, trying to pull away Xie Lingya\u2019s hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya rolled his eyes. <em>Hitting a woman? Can\u2019t you see she\u2019s the one strangling me?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He didn\u2019t make his move in the room because he was worried something like this would happen. Who would believe he was performing an exorcism on Yue Tong? But \u2018Yue Tong\u2019 apparently didn\u2019t share his concerns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHoney, honey, come accompany me,\u201c \u2018Yue Tong\u2019 was still muttering. Her pupils had shrunk and the whites took up most of her eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLady, lady, let go! Your honey can\u2019t breathe. Calm down and talk it over!\u201d The waiter tapped \u2018Yue Tong\u2019 seeing Xie Lingya\u2019s reddened face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Yue Tong\u2019 lifted her head, her creepy eyes glaring at the waiter. He screamed and took a few steps back in shock, then slipped and hit his head on the washbasin, blacking out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xie Lingya pried the fingers around his neck with one hand to get himself some air, while biting on his middle finger of the other. He then pressed his bloodied finger on her glabella.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Yue Tong\u2019 quickly darted away with inhuman speed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Coughing, Xie Lingya took a few needed breaths and quickly drew the Spirit Official\u2019s Divine Eye on his forehead. This time when he looked at her, he could see a shadow superimposed on Yue Tong\u2019s body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He shut the door to the washroom and locked it, then lunged at Yue Tong. He held her neck in a grip while trying to draw a symbol on her face with his blood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAh\u2014 Murder\u2014\u201d The waiter came around and saw the scene of Xie Lingya strangling Yue Tong, her face covered in blood and her eyes rolling back.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He crawled away quickly and dashed out of the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;Shut the door, damn it!\u201d Xie Lingya had no choice. \u2018Yue Tong\u2019 was struggling fiercely and he couldn\u2019t draw the symbols properly. He was worried that she would run away, so he jumped at her, his legs pinning her down by the waist, and tried his best to complete the symbols on her face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Zhang Daoting rushed into the backyard with a phone in hand, \u201cOh no, Shi <em>Daozhang<\/em>, Boss is at the police station!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shi Changxuan raised his head. \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zhang Daoting seemed confused. \u201cA friend of his called using his phone. He said he got into a lovers\u2019 quarrel with a woman and hit her. Wait! Boss had a girlfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cImpossible,\u201d Shi Changxuan said without hesitation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI thought so too. Shi <em>Daozhang<\/em>, you are really confident in Boss\u2019s character!\u201d Zhang Daoting flattered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;&#8230;\u201d Shi Changxuan did not reply. He stood up and thought for a moment. \u201cI\u2019ll get my stuff and go to the police station.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He went back to his room and took out Pokeweed. This sprite was too noisy. 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