{"id":12650,"date":"2020-09-03T12:00:58","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T16:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/betwixtedbutterfly.com\/translations\/?p=12650"},"modified":"2020-09-03T03:26:10","modified_gmt":"2020-09-03T07:26:10","slug":"evss076","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/betwixtedbutterfly.com\/translations\/evss076\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyday I Get up to See the Villain Stealing the Show 76"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Han Changsheng looked at the strange man, and a thought struck him like a thunderbolt. This person, he may not even be human. Wait, could it be the little stinky egg?\uff01<\/p>

When the mysterious man didn\u2019t feel Han Changsheng\u2019s hand against his head, he turned over instead. He faced An Yuan, about to rub against his arms, when he was stunned back to reality. He looked down at his body and leapt from the bed.\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cMeow\u2026 I mean, ah!\u201d<\/p>

Han Changsheng shivered.\u00a0<\/p>

The air in the room seemed to solidify. After a long time, An Yuan finally broke the silence. \u201cWho are you?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The mysterious man narrowed his eyes and scratched his chin. \u201cI\u2026 I am\u2026 I\u2019m a passer-by. I saw you both sleeping so comfortably. Seeing you made me sleepy too, so I thought I would just take a nap with you.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng and An Yuan: \u201c…\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The mysterious man laughed twice, very awkwardly.\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cSince it\u2019s dawn now, I\u2019ll go. Later!\u201d He jumped down from the bed and rushed flexibly towards the door.\u00a0<\/p>

Subconsciously, An Yuan gave chase. \u201cStop!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Just then, Han Changsheng obstructed An Yuan\u2019s pursuit. \u201cDo not chase him!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The mysterious man raced out so fast he disappeared in the blink of an eye.\u00a0<\/p>

An Yuan looked at Han Changsheng in disbelief. \u201cWhy don\u2019t you want to chase him? Do you know who he is?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng shook his head like a rattle drum. He thought he must be crazy. Recently, there were too many ghosts and celestial beings. His first reaction was to suspect the guy was that cat, the little stinky egg. If the little stinky egg was really a cat demon, he couldn\u2019t afford to let An Yuan discover it. The Black and White Impermanence deities had warned Han Changsheng that the Dog Lord was a descended immortal unaware of celestials. Letting him know of the existence of the supernatural would affect his heavenly trials and ascension. It was better to let him know as little as possible about demons and ghosts.\u00a0<\/p>

Again, An Yuan asked, \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you let me chase him?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng said, \u201cHe somehow got inside to sleep with us, but neither of us were aware of it. He also ran away in a blink of an eye. He must be very good at martial arts, we couldn\u2019t catch up with him even if we chased him. Let him go. We\u2019d better check if anything is missing.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

An Yuan nodded, feeling that it was reasonable for them to get up and check their stuff.\u00a0<\/p>

After searching for a long time, they found that all their money and weapons were accounted for. Han Changsheng said, \u201cIt doesn\u2019t seem like he stole anything.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cNo!\u201d An Yuan suddenly slapped his thigh. \u201cCherry Snow Spirit Feather\u2026 I mean, the cat is gone!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng froze for a moment.<\/p>

An Yuan asked, \u201cWas that guy a cat thief?!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng: \u201c….\u201d Why would anyone steal that stupid cat?<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>

Surprised, An Yuan suddenly thought of something. \u201cJust now, that man\u2019s actions were somewhat like a cat\u2019s. He couldn\u2019t be Cherry Snow Spirit Feather\u2019s transformation, right?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng froze again. If the man before him weren\u2019t the Dog Lord, whom he had suffered so much for, he might have thought that someone with that kind of thinking was crazy. But now, even the Dog Lord came to his conclusion.\u00a0<\/p>

Fortunately, after a while, An Yuan laughed at himself, \u201cHow can a cat become a human being? The Wulin Conference will be held in a few days, and there are people here from all walks of life. Who knows for sure? I don\u2019t know if he really meant to sneak into our room in the middle of the night. As for the cat, it\u2019s a cat, so maybe it ran off by itself, right?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng nodded. \u201cYes… Yes.\u201d<\/p>

The mysterious man had already disappeared, and it was useless for them to entangle themselves in the matter, so they began to do their business. Han Changsheng said, \u201cYou keep checking to see if things from the room are missing, I\u2019ll bring you breakfast.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

An Yuan had no objections, so Han Changsheng pushed the door open.<\/p>

Han Changsheng went downstairs but didn\u2019t immediately buy breakfast. Instead, he came to an open alley, then looked east and west. Finally, he whispered, \u201clittle stinky egg?\u201d If the guy was really a cat demon, it might have a reason to approach them. It shouldn\u2019t be far away.<\/p>

No one answered in the alley. Han Changsheng looked around two or three times without gain. He turned back in disappointment.\u00a0<\/p>

The man was standing right behind him.<\/p>

\u201cOh my god!\u201d Han Changsheng half exclaimed in fright.<\/p>

The man scratched his chin and hesitated. \u201cAre you looking for me?\u201d<\/p>

Han Changsheng licked his lips. \u201cAre you the little stinky egg?\u201d<\/p>

The man laughed and a green light flashed in his eyes.\u00a0<\/p>

Shocked, Han Changsheng asked, \u201cAre you really the little stinky egg, the cat?\u201d<\/p>

A flash of light filled the air, and the man turned into a cat. He walked gracefully to Han Changsheng\u2019s feet and rubbed his body against his legs.\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng bent down to poke the little stinky egg\u2019s head. It was incredible. It was the first time he\u2019d seen a living cat demon.\u00a0<\/p>

Now that Han Changsheng had a good, long look at the little stinky egg, he felt that the man version of the cat demon looked familiar. He asked, \u201cThat night, behind the Yuehua Sect\u2026 Was that you?\u201d That day, he had just learned about the death of old man Xuanji and Elder Lan Fang, so he sneaked behind the mountain in the middle of the night. As a result, he met a mysterious man he\u2019d never seen before.\u00a0<\/p>

The little stinky egg nodded. \u201cYes, that was me. I wanted to talk to you that day, but when you saw me, you tried to fight me. I had to run.\u201d<\/p>

At the time, Han Changsheng mistakenly thought the man might be the Elder Lan Fang\u2019s murderer, so he immediately decided to catch him. Since the person that night was actually the little stinky egg, he likely hadn\u2019t killed Elder Lan Fang and old man Xuanji. Han Changsheng recalled that Elder Lan Fang once said that the cat had been with him for decades, so he attached great importance to the people the cat brought to him. At the time, he only thought Elder Lan Fang was mistaken because of his old age, but he would have never suspected the little stinky egg to be a cat demon!<\/p>

Han Changsheng asked, \u201cWhy did you come here?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cI\u2019m looking for you and Xianjun,\u201d The little stinky egg said.\u00a0<\/p>

It shocked Han Changsheng. \u201cYou know An Yuan\u2019s identity?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The little stinky egg nodded. \u201cBefore you came to the Yuehua Sect, I liked to be close to him most, because he had a light breath, which can improve the cultivation of evil spirits. I endured his bad habit of talking to himself in the mirror behind closed doors every night, even if his words always made me want to beat him up.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng: \u201c…\u201d Looking back, he still had the urge to take off his shoes.\u00a0<\/p>

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The little stinky egg said, \u201cLater, the Black and White Impermanence deities found me. That\u2019s when I learned he was a descended immortal.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cWhat?\u201d Han Changsheng was surprised again. \u201cThe Black and White Impermanence deities visited you?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cThey told me about An Yuan Xianjun\u2019s coming down to earth and asked me to help you,\u201d The little stinky egg said.<\/p>

Han Changsheng asked, \u201cWhy do they never show up these days?!\u201d He hadn\u2019t seen the Black and White Impermanence deities for a long time. If he had had more guidance, he wouldn\u2019t have made so many blunders.\u00a0<\/p>

The little stinky egg licked his hand and said, \u201cThey are gods. They said the Immortal King An Yuan Xianjun had sustained critical damage and thus descended back to earth to receive his trials again as a mortal. The immortals cannot interfere. The intervention of immortals will lead to the failure of An Yuan Xianjun\u2019s heavenly ascension. Moreover, they are busy with the business of immortals, and they cannot monitor you all the time. I\u2019m a cat demon who has practiced for hundreds of years. If I can make great achievements, I have hope that I will become a demon lord after Xianjun passes successfully through his trials. Thus, they asked me to help you.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cWait a minute,\u201d Han Changsheng said, \u201cYou said that before I went to the Yuehua Sect, you liked An Yuan best. Why did you take me to see Elder Lan Fang after I arrived?\u201d This was also a major change in An Yuan\u2019s life path. Han Changsheng felt that he was innocent and that the cat demon caused the mistake.<\/p>

\u201cBecause you have the breath of a king,\u201d The little stinky egg said.<\/p>

\u201cBreath of a king?!\u201d Han Changsheng sputtered, \u201cWhat the fuck does that even mean?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

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The little stinky egg licked his paws and wiped his face. \u201cI\u2019m not too sure myself. It\u2019s a breath that can make people surrender involuntarily.\u201d Jumping to Han Changsheng, he grabbed his hand and sat it on his head with his paws. He enjoyed being petted by the cult leader the entire time he talked.<\/p>

The little stinky egg then turned into a human again, although his human height made it weird since he wasn\u2019t short. The posture was very awkward. Han Changsheng felt that the hand he was rubbing the little stinky egg with was damp. Then, he remembered the cat demon had just groomed itself with its own spit and pulled his hand away fast as lightning.<\/p>

The little stinky egg looked at him, feeling wronged.<\/p>

Han Changsheng looked at him suspiciously. \u201cYou\u2019re not the guy who\u2019s been troubling me recently, are you?\u201d<\/p>

The little stinky egg shook his head furiously. \u201cI\u2019ve never caused a mess for you! I\u2019ve been helping you!\u201d<\/p>

\u201cSeriously?\u201d Han Changsheng doubted him. \u201cWas it not you who made me win in the arena?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The little stinky egg flattered him, \u201cI am, I am, isn\u2019t everyone praising you as formidable, your highness?\u201d<\/p>

\u201cOuch!\u201d Han Changsheng hit the cat demon\u2019s head hard with his fist. Covering his head, the little stinky egg looked at him with grievances in his eyes. \u201cWhat was that for?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng smiled ominously and said, \u201cSo, you\u2019re the guy who compelled me to beat Lu Wenlin in a fight?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The little stinky egg covered his head and nodded. \u201cYes, it was me\u2026 Ow, why did you hit me again?!\u201d<\/p>

Han Changsheng beat him and said, \u201cHow did those two guys teach you? You ruined all my good plans! Is An Yuan immortal, or is Laozi immortal?!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cAn Yuan is immortal!\u201d Cried the little stinky egg.\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng grabbed him by the collar. \u201cAren\u2019t you here to help him through the trials?! The Black and White Impermanence deities didn\u2019t tell you that he would become the leader of the Wulin?! Why didn\u2019t you help him beat me?!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

The little stinky egg pouted. He was so aggrieved that he could only pinch out tears. \u201cYou have the breath of a king, I didn\u2019t want you to lose\u2026 Don\u2019t hit, don\u2019t hit! Besides, I cannot use magic on An Yuan!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

\u201cThe Black and White Impermanence deities told me not to use any skill on the Immortal King. This will affect his heavenly tribulations, so I can only use it on you\u2026\u201d The cat demon mewled.<\/p>

Han Changsheng grabbed him and continued to beat him. \u201cIs that the reason? Yeah?! Do you know you\u2019ve done me a terrible disservice?!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

He beat up and cornered the little stinky egg until he couldn\u2019t hide. With a bang, the little stinky egg turned into a cat and ran out of the alley with a meow.\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng chased after the cat into the street. As the demon disappeared, he remembered that he had come down to buy breakfast, so he went back to the inn and bought some baozi.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>

An Yuan sat in the room, waiting for Han Changsheng to return, and said, \u201cWhere have you been? Did you go over mountains and hills to buy breakfast?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng laughed. \u201cI\u2026 I was worried about the little stinky egg, so I went out and looked for it. It\u2019s a pity that I didn\u2019t find it.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>

An Yuan stared at him, saying nothing more. He took the food the cult leader had delivered.\u00a0<\/p>

Han Changsheng sat down opposite him and bit into the steamed pork bun in his hand. He was still thinking about what the cat demon said earlier. Breath of a king. What was that? It sounded like a good thing. Thus, it must be that his personal charm was too powerful!<\/p>

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